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What’s Big and Yellow and Cool as Hell?

Heather — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 23:01:00 +0000

Not this! Ha, ha, ha!

But no, really, on a deeply buried level of my psyche, this gives me the heebie jeebies. It makes me envision days of grade school and junior high. Getting up an hour early to get ready for school, so that I could get to the bus stop on time. Afternoons, getting stuck on the bus way longer than everybody else because it made no less than a million stops before getting to my house. It makes me remember carsickness and the awful smell of early morning throw up and the nasty orange and pink sawdust the ancient bus driver put down when someone did throw up and the awful, soul crushing let down of waiting on a snowy, hellish day, sure the bus wouldn’t run and then seeing it come up over the hill and you know what? Whoever created this bus should be passing out free bottles of Prozac for everybody who sees it.

And the Limo Says “Mooooo!”

Heather — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 22:38:31 +0000

So what do you do if you live down in cow country (and speaking as someone who used to live right across from a farm and whose relatives still hunt and eat everything from deer to squirrels, I am allowed to say that, plus I say it with all due kindness) and need a limo?

You open up your Adobe or MS Paint or whatever, blow up this picture, and try to make out the number on the side of this crazy cow limo, that’s what you do.

I mean, holy Holstein, Batman, the spots! The cows on top!

Naturally this has to be some kind of special promotion or company car but, really, who cares? It’s awesome!

A Limo … with Wings?!

Heather — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 23:28:20 +0000

Do you know what you are looking at? Do you know what this is? It is a Boeing 727. Do you know what else you are looking at? Do you know what else this is? It is a limo.

Yup. Please, do not adjust your screens; you read that exactly right. It is a Boeing 727 … limo. I am not really sure what else to say, but I guess I better figure out something quick, huh?

Naturally, this Boeing has been properly converted into a limousine. If you ever want to make an impression at an important function, one where limos are appropriate, this could definitely help you out with that.

It was made from an old airplane. You won’t have to worry about it taking off into the skies on you, though. At fifty three feet in length, it can carry fifty passengers inside. Street legal? That I can’t say, but at this point, who cares? You could be driving down the road in a plane!

Top Gear Limo Challenge: Phase 2 – The Test

LimoFan — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 08:54:32 +0000

Same three limos we talked about yesterday, but this time — the Top Gear guys are putting them to the test! It’s still funny as s**t. You’ll love this part two. Enjoy!

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Top Gear Limo Challenge: Phase 1 – The Build

LimoFan — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 01:46:36 +0000

No comment. This is absolute genius.

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1993 Fiat Panda CLS Limo
Saab 9000 V6 Limo
MG F Limo

More to come I promise!

Why Limo Drivers Should Read Road Signs

LimoFan — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:35:17 +0000

I mean it’s quite simple isn’t it? You’re driving a BIG-ASS limousine, you’re driving around in what looks like the beautiful city of San Fransisco to me, and you KNOW you can’t take slopes due to the mere distance between the two axes of your vehicle… Right? Right? Well, I guess not…

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